Post by judgefoozle on Jan 30, 2010 9:24:28 GMT
PC hits Toyland
Because of a High Court injunction under the Health and Safety Act, Tents will no longer be able to show Babes in Toyland/March of the Wooden Soldier.This is because of content issues. These include:
·References to Old Mother Goose – Ageist.
·The Woman Who Lives in a Shoe – clear housing problems and desperately in need of family planning advice.
·Rock-A-Bye-Baby – No Risk Assessment would allow a baby to be placed in a treetop.
·Jack and Jill – risk assessment needed for carrying water bucket down a hill
·Little Jack Horner – temperature of pie needs to be established before insertion of thumb allowed.
·Tom Tom the Piper’s Son – pig stealing a negative example for children.
·Three Little Pigs – housing would never pass Building Regulations.
·Simple Simon – offensive references to mental disability.
·Pieman – inadvisable dietary concerns, particularly in Wigan.
A Health and Safety Officer designated by the Ministry of Complete Madness and PC is required to be present for any intended showings of this film.
By Order.
Because of a High Court injunction under the Health and Safety Act, Tents will no longer be able to show Babes in Toyland/March of the Wooden Soldier.This is because of content issues. These include:
·References to Old Mother Goose – Ageist.
·The Woman Who Lives in a Shoe – clear housing problems and desperately in need of family planning advice.
·Rock-A-Bye-Baby – No Risk Assessment would allow a baby to be placed in a treetop.
·Jack and Jill – risk assessment needed for carrying water bucket down a hill
·Little Jack Horner – temperature of pie needs to be established before insertion of thumb allowed.
·Tom Tom the Piper’s Son – pig stealing a negative example for children.
·Three Little Pigs – housing would never pass Building Regulations.
·Simple Simon – offensive references to mental disability.
·Pieman – inadvisable dietary concerns, particularly in Wigan.
A Health and Safety Officer designated by the Ministry of Complete Madness and PC is required to be present for any intended showings of this film.
By Order.
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